Since everyone's bashing WAP, we thought we'd add the latest cynical WAP neologism: WAPathy, a word for the growing indifference to having this feature built into your phone because there ain't much you can do with it once you check your Esat share price.

And, reports of the vast improvements we'd have if only we had the alternative Net-access technology from Japan, DoCoMo's iMode, completely ignores reports that iMode has suffered all sorts of problems, from poor performance to the fact that people say they cannot even connect to the service.

The grass is always greener - or maybe we should say, the bandwidth is always broader.