Everyone knows that Hollywood reacts to the success of any film by throwing a series of imitations into production.

It will be of no interest to sane Reel News readers, but, if they screw up their eyes and peer closely, they will catch a glimpse of your current correspondent in this week’s Woody Allen: A Documentary (reviewed on page 11). A small square of bald pate is visible on the right-hand side of the audience at the Cannes press conference for Allen’s You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Just thought we’d mention it.