Shall we attend one more deranged anonymous source? Our latest Deep Throat reports on casting for Regan in the movie of 1970s cop show The Sweeney.

“The tone of the movie will change depending on the selection of actor from the four interested actors,” they said. The actors in question are, apparently, Daniel Craig, Ewan McGregor, Tom Hardy and Orlando Bloom. Sorry? Orlando Bloom for a role once played by John Thaw? You may as well cast an Olsen twin.