Shona Lester and Louisa Maxwell

Adding to the Noise,Portadown College

Senior Category

IT'S THE BEBO generation, Our internet nation, Cyber sensation! And can you hear us click As we open a new page?

And can you hear us type As we emoticon our rage?

Inter Internet addictions! I'm going insane! Bebo-b-b-b-Bebo-b-b-b-Bebo-b-b-b-Bebo is full of: Chavtastic, emo drastic, depressive expressive fools, Air-headed, just don't get it, blonde bimbo tools.

Works in ASDA, drives a Mazda, mingin' blingin' girls and boys, Geaky, freaky, make me sicky, worshippers of My Chem noise.

So why'd you add me? Is it true? 'Cos I don't even recognise you! I've never seen your face before, but I'm sure you're like "We're connected - Score!" So what's your age, yeah, what's your age? 'Cos it says 18 on your page.

But look at your profile pic — You're a skinny little stick! Pink tees, gold bling, Rangers galore, Buckfast tonic wine, yeah that's for sure! So stop all this, "yeah I'm eighteen!" 'Cos puberty, you ain't even seen! And did you see the girl Who stripped for all to see? Thinks it'll boost her credibility . . .

And the boys who like to bare their chests, And I'm all, your abs are nice, love . . .

Someone sign me out please!