Five positive things about getting older.

1. More time to yourself

2. More money

3. More freedom to do the things you always wanted to do

4. Reduced admission charges to the cinema

5. Free travel

Five negative things about getting older:

1. Arthritis

2. Remembering things that happened 30 years ago more clearly than things that happened last month

3. Missing old work colleagues

4. Wrinkles

5. The taoisigh are younger than you are