And finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Capturing the mystique and magic of an awe-inspiring classical house in breathtaking experience. The strong architectural style creates an effect both dramatic and surreal. Aesthetics and necessities are seamlessly combined, complemented by dazzling colours and the enveloping light.

All this is in a standard two over basement Victorian semi, at 86 Marlborough Road, Donnybrook, Dublin 4, which is being auctioned through Lisney with a guide price of £700,000.