SMALL PRINT:NOW THAT THE gender of the baby gorilla at Dublin Zoo has been determined, we can get down to the serious business of naming him. The zoo is holding a competition on its Facebook page and its in-house Discovery and Learning centre, so there's nothing to stop us throwing out some suggestions.
Nama: suitably jungle sounding, and technically, we own it.
Bertie: clings on to things and doesn't really know what's going on.
Tubridy: with Ryan emigrating for part of the summer, we'll need something on Irish soil to remind us of him.
Norris: so we could categorically say that Norris made it to the Phoenix Park even before the presidential election.
GUBU: Gorilla Unabashed By USC.
Knut 2:maybe not the best idea considering how he ended up.
Jedward: would only really work if there were gorilla twins.
Senate: so, even if it's abolished, there's still a souvenir of its existence.
Ajai: in the hope that Mr Chopra would go a little easier on us if we named a furry animal in his honour.
Liz: as a welcoming present for the Queen, although it might give him some gender identity issues. In that case, Philip.
