A guide to what's hot and what's not
What's hot
Diep Noodle takeaway, RanelaghQueues so long it's quicker to eat in the restaurant across the road (try the yellow curry). Best ring ahead and collect.
Yin & YangThe latest yoga hybrid as practised by Kate Moss and the Primrose Hill set. See simonlaw.co.uk.
Prevention is better than cureBook that cervical smear/mammogram/whatever you're having yourself now.
"Please come to our tax break"Heartfelt invitation to a gay wedding.
Vincent WoodsArts coverage back with aplomb on RTÉ1 8pm week nights.
Oscar nomination for 13-year-old Saoirse RonanYou go, girl. Now let's hope the ceremony goes ahead so we can see your moment in the sun.
What's cold
Paxman and his pantsAll this Y-front talk: "Even a sack of potatoes can be improved by a good pair of pants." Keep it brief, Jeremy.
Rose-tinted spectaclesBono, they're not making you look any younger.
Silver-screen DubyaAfter JFK and Nixon, Oliver Stone is to make a movie about George W Bush. Just when we thought we were nearly rid of him!
Share hoardersDidn't sell last week? You're feeling the chill then, after Black Tuesday.