Fools` Guide

Basic Arithmetic

Basic Arithmetic

Current drinking trends suggest you should order two-thirds red, one-third white. Buy in plenty of wine, allowing at least half a bottle per person; two-thirds if it's likely to be a long night.

Case Saving Device

Buy by the case, on a sale or return basis, and always ask for a discount. You may not get it, but 5 per cent is fairly standard; one bottle free for every 12 bought is not unusual; 10 per cent on offer occasionally.

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Merchant v Supermarket

Your friendly specialist wins on service. Glasses, corkscrews etc can usually be supplied along with your wine, on payment of a refundable deposit.

Chill Out

No need to muck about with a sink full of ice cubes. Just put the white wine outside the back door for a few hours, and let the Irish winter do the rest.