Happy days as Beckett Bridge tests attention span

ACT ONE. Eastlink Bridge. Afternoon. Mother and Boy.

ACT ONE. Eastlink Bridge. Afternoon. Mother and Boy.

Boy: I can’t see it.

Mother: You can.

Boy: Where’s the bridge?

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Mother: Just look at it.

Boy: That boat there?

Mother: No, the other boat.

Boy: Are we on the bridge?

Mother: No. This is the Eastlink.

Boy: I can’t see the bridge.

Mother: That’s it, in front of us.

Boy: Where?

Mother: There.

Boy: Why’s it not coming faster?

Mother: Just look at it.

Boy: How did they stick the bridge on?

Mother: Nuts and bolts.

Boy: I want to go.

[They Go]

Act Two. The tug has begun its approach. Two men. Shay Tarpey and Liam Hendley. From Dublin.

Shay: Just came to see it going through.

Liam: That’s all.

Shay: Give us a bit of a lift. With all the doom. The doom and gloom.

Onlooker: If it gets through.

Shay: Don’t say that. Nah, it’s fantastic. Good to see improvements down here in the docklands. The bridges and that.

Liam: Hope the rain holds off.

Act Three. Two journalists. Sodden notebooks. Little going.

J1: Are you sure it was here?

J2: That’s what they said.

J1: Where?

J2: Here.

J1: How will we know?

J2: 120 metres long, 48 metres high. A giant white harp, sideways.

J1: Two o’clock?

J2: They’ve been wrong before.

J1: (forlorn) What’s the delay?

J2: High winds. Low tide.

J1: And if not today?

J2: Tomorrow.

J1: Will there be much in it?

J2: Much in it?

J1: The Beckett. When it comes.

Act Four. Two tourists. The bridge inches closer, ropes taut, creaking and crunching. Crowds now line the quayside. Overhead, a helicopter.

Tourist One: We are just walking this way. We are from Denmark.

Tourist Two: We didn’t know this. What is happening?

From the crowd: We’re waitin’. For the bridge.

Tourist One: The bridge?

From the crowd: The bridge.

Tourist One: We thought there was an accident or something. The police came.

Tourist Two: And the ambulance.

Tourist One: We’ll wait to see.

[They wait]

Act Five. An hour has passed, and now the bridge passes gracefully through the Eastlink. Phones aloft! Camera shutters. Otherwise silence. Shay and Liam. Again.

Shay: Absolutely fantastic. Something to be proud of.

Liam: It’s good to be able to say you were here, in fairness.

Shay: Well? We head?

Liam: Let’s head.