Julie on Tony Blair: Blair's unique evil is that he, a Labour Party leader, has sought to make socialism as frightening a word in this country as it is in America.
Julie on feng shui: The idiocy of the 1990s is best summed up by the fact that while people no longer appear to believe in something as logical and sensible as the Marxist analysis of our system, they do on the other hand believe that moving the furniture around can change the course their lives will take.
Julie on lesbianism: The fantasy of two girls making love to each other as an opening act for the main attraction of some ugly old cock is so entrenched in the male psyche that when they find out that a couple of girls are going at it like knives they think it's a come-on. It's actually a go-away, boys.
Julie on Germaine Greer: She has taken against all things Western - except money and the media.
Julie on sex: Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie on men: Men alter perceptions to accommodate their bad features; women alter themselves. It's the difference be- tween self-defence and suicide.
Julie on gold-diggers: Wherever there are rich men trying not to feel old there will be young girls trying not to feel poor.