'Give us another chance, we're sorry for Riverdance . . .'
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Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song
Oh Europe, where oh where did it all go wrong?
Come on!!
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Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan's gig
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake 'em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
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Do the funky beat
D O E double B L E, yeah
Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Hola Prague, hello sailor, c'est la vie
Auf Wiedersehen, Mama Mia, and God Save the Queen
Bonjour Serbia, g'day Austria
You know what I mean?
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake 'em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake 'em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
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(and fart!)
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Do the funky beat
Come on!!
Give us another chance, we're sorry for Riverdance
Sure Flatley he's a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You're all invited to Dublin, Ireland
And we'll party the shamrock way
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Do the funky beat
Come on!!
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Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?
Shake your feathers
Listen Bulgaria, we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldova, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don't forget the Swiss!
Written by: Darren Smith, Simon Fine and Dustin the Turkey.
Performed by: Dustin the Turkey.