The Last Thing He Wanted, by Joan Didion (Flamingo, £6.99 in UK)

If this bored, cynical story were at least exciting, it would still be hard to endure Didion's arch, pretentious prose

If this bored, cynical story were at least exciting, it would still be hard to endure Didion's arch, pretentious prose. Style appears to be all, that is, if two-word paragraphs, repetitions and an irritating habit of dramatic authorial asides such as "the persona of `the writer' does not attract me", constitute style. The plot revolves upon Elena, an out-of-work reporter who agrees to escort a shipment of anti-personnel mines to an unnamed Caribbean island in place of her now dead father. Estranged from her husband and almost as alienated from her daughter, Elena, clad in an all-purpose black silk shift, may be ill, is of a certain age and has no man in her life. The humourless Didion, who sees herself as a prophet and/or philosopher, is so cynical about language, never mind fiction, that one wonders why she bothered to pen this chaotic ramble.

Eileen Battersby

Eileen Battersby

The late Eileen Battersby was the former literary correspondent of The Irish Times