Madam, – May I express my appreciation for the encouraging little snippets that pop up regularly in your HEALTHplus supplement. On my noticeboard I have pinned articles which tell me that “Overweight elderly can live longer”, that “Curries can reduce liver damage caused by cirrhosis”, and that “Alcohol may fight effects of arthritis”.
This is all very encouraging for a man of my age, shape and tastes. Thank you for the good news! – Yours, etc,
