Sir, - I felt it my duty, in a starving world, to butt in so as to help prevent the American Senate from wasting money on this Bill Clinton nonsense any longer.
There is no need for a trial. The man's nose is growing longer and redder by the day. I swear to God - check it out. It's Pinocchial. Case dismissed.
Does impeachment mean they're gonna turn him into a peach? If so - can I eat him? - Yours, etc., Sinead O'Connor,
St John's Wood, London NW8.
