Sir, In order to celebrate the new millennium, every household should be resented with a case of finest Irish whiskey. And, because people will be feeling jittery due to the media hyped crime wave, every home should also be given a Smith & Wesson revolver to scare away all the nasty people we keep reading about. This way everybody can have a happy but safe new millennium. Your, etc.,
Erne Terrace,
Baile Atha Cliath 2.