History of Ireland in 100 insults

Sir, – 334. If he had two apples he’d eat the small one and keep the big one for himself.

335. He should pawn his hands and burn the ticket.

336. His great-grandfather scabbed in ’13.

337. He didn’t lick it off the ground. What could you expect, when you look at the stud book?

338. He’d take a mouse from a blind kitten.