Naming rights and addresses

Sir, – A charity ambulance run to Nenagh. – Yours, etc,

Sir, – Why not a military convention of “republican” Anglophobes at Kilbrittain in West Cork? – Yours, etc,

Sir, – I suggest that the Government, the Oireachtas and the Civil Service be moved to Blarney. – Yours, etc,

Sir, – Chiropodists in Ballybunion? Brain surgeons in Schull? Creeps in Virginia? Musical instrument repairers in Stillorgan and Dundrum? Boatbuilders in Keel? Hairdressers in Belmullet? Fishmongers in Belturbet? Lord mayors in Borris? Lovers in Courtown? Political assassins in Kilkenny? Salad dressing makers in Mayo? – Yours, etc,

Sir, – Surely by now someone has offered a printable suggestion regarding Stillorgan? – Yours, etc,