Madam, – In the film Sex and the City 2, four sexy women go on a shopping spree in consumer paradise Abu Dhabi – so obviously just the job for the modern young female, a ready-made excuse for a girlie outing.
I am really jealous – any chance of something similar for us poor old pensioners, something along the lines of Cruise Ship Canoodlesor maybe Retirement Home Romps?
Alas, I fear not, and for us old fogies, sex, as they say down in Cork’s Montenotte, will continue to be, sadly, what we get our coal delivered in. – Yours, etc,