"There's only one Carlton Palmer, He smokes marijuana, He's six foot tall, His head's too small, Walking in a Carlton wonderland."
- Despite not having much to sing about these days Nottingham Forest fans still mustered up enough enthusiasm on Saturday to acclaim the one and only Carlton Palmer.
"He's fat, he's round, his team are going down, Big Fat Ron, Big Fat Ron."
- Chelsea fans send greetings to Ron Atkinson at the same game.