"God made the seas, God made the lakes, God made Derby County but we all make mistakes."

- Nottingham Forest fans try to cheer themselves up on Saturday, during their defeat at Leeds, by singing about their beloved Midlands' rivals.

"Come as a barcode, you must have come as a barcode."

- Derby fans serenade their Newcastle-supporting visitors on Saturday, who were all decked out in their black and white stripy shirts.

"You fill up my senses, like a gallon of Magnet, like a packet of Woodbines, like a good pinch of snuff. Like a night out in Sheffield, like a greasy chip buttie, like Sheffield United, come thrill me again."

- Sheffield United fans (to the tune of Annie's Song) in fine voice at Barnsley, until they conceded a 90th minute goal (lost 2-1).