"Are you City in disguise?"

- Manchester United fans to Brondby fans on Wednesday night

"Are you Brondby in disguise?"

- Manchester City fans to Oldham fans on Saturday afternoon.

"You fill up my senses, like a barrel of Tetleys, like a packet of Woodbines, like a greasy chip butty. Like a night out in Nunsthorpe, like a good bit of stuff, like the super Black And Whites, you fill me again."

- Grimsby fans pass the time during Saturday's 3-1 defeat at Sunderland.