"Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim cheroo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?"
- Arsenal fans serenade the scorer of their late winner against Watford on Saturday. "He's big, he's black, He's had a heart attack, Nwanko Kanu, Nwanko Kanu."
- The same Arsenal fans with a slightly less tasteful tribute to the man who needed surgery to fix a deformed heart valve.
Pick Of The Week: Football On TV
Monday: Liverpool v Everton, Sky Sports 1, 8.0.
Tuesday: Chelsea v Galatasaray, Network Two, 7.45.
Wednesday: Manchester United v Marseille, UTV 7.45; Barcelona v Arsenal, Network Two, 7.45.
Sunday: Chelsea v Manchester United, Sky Sports 1, 4.0.
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