"Mark Viduka brushed off Marcel Desailly - World Cup winner and all that - like a flake of dandruff."
- David O'Leary (right), head and shoulders above any other Premiership manager in his post-match analyses.
"We got you out of the shit in two wars, so don't come the fancy stuff with me."
- Brian Clough's message to French man Arsene Wenger.
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"It's like when you fancy a young lady - we're at the stage where we haven't even started chatting her up yet, let alone buying her a drink."
- QPR chairman Chris Wright admitting he fancies (a merger with) Wimbledon but hasn't yet asked her (them) if they "come here often".
