"Only small things need to be done to make this a top, top, top European club. It is a top club, but it's not a top, top, top club."

- Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (below), of Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.

"George Graham tried to make me into a winner. He once said, 'Jimmy, you're a homo. That's what you look like on the field'. That really hurt, but he was just trying to pass it on in his own way."

- Jimmy Floyd again, as quoted by Football 365.

"How do you place importance? Importance is importance? It's an important game for us."

- Alex Ferguson's preview of Manchester United's game against Boavista last week. An important game it was, too, by all accounts.

"Only Harry Potter can do things like that on the pitch."

- Dennis Bergkamp on his part in Arsenal's third goal against Juventus last week.