" 'I'm The Victim,' Wails Boozing, Pot-Smoking, Violent, RACIST, Cowardly, Unapologetic, Lying, Odious, Transfer-Listed Lee Bowyer (Now Try To Sue Us You Little Scumbag)".
- The Daily Mirror, hoping Bowyer can put his past behind him.
"I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes - and if they had been, the final score might just have been different."
- Jim Beglin, as heard by Football 365.
"If you take the example of Johnny Halliday - he normally sells around one million records a year. Then if, for some reason, he only sold 400,000 copies one year, everyone would say he is finished, but that mightn't be the case."
- Eric Cantona on Manchester United. Dum de dum.
"They're like two old girls in Sauchiehall Street raising their skirt to any league that walks past."
- Aberdeen chief executive Keith Wyness objecting to Rangers and Celtic fluttering their eyelashes at the English Premiership which, allegedly, they want to join.
"I didn't like the club and it was quite difficult to play there. The ground was rubbish.
- everything was rubbish. It was a backward step from Norwich." - Newcastle's Craig Bellamy pining for his days at Coventry City.
