As sung by Galway United supporters in the direction of the Athlone Town faithful: "Walk on, walk on, with fear in your heart, 'cos you'll never walk in Athlone, you'll never walk in Athlone."

Runner-up: "He is a man of the world, a true hero, does only what he feels like. He is a superstar, a sex symbol and women find him super, super cool. Come and rock me, Matthaus." The sublime `Rock me Matthaeus', German pop combo The Fanatical Two's tribute to Lothar Matthaus.

Third: "Since City beat United, my true love sent to me: European Champions, 11 years of glory, 10 years in Europe, nine goals past Ipswich, eight-one at Forest, seven past the Cockneys, six title trophies, five-nil wins! Four FA Cups, Treble '99, two Doubles and an Eric Cantona." As heard at the recent Manchester derby.