"It was quite frightening. After all it's just two sets of players, playing a game." Rangers' young striker Neil McCann might still have one or two things to learn with regard to a Celtic-Rangers old firm clash.

"As a coach I would not recommend it. I think it's fraught with danger, high blood pressure and guaranteed heart attacks by the age of 35- 40. I think I'll take up squash." Cork Constitution coach Michael Bradley in the wake of his team's extra time victory over Garryowen in the AIB League final.

"Androstenedione."

The word that may haunt Michelle de Bruin.