"The money we receive from Embassy funds at least another 20 tournaments in a year and we stand to lose all of that on a whim

- on some proposal which was thought to be right on and politically correct."

British Darts Organisation spokesman Robert Holmes complaining abaoaut the British government's proposal to ban tobacco sponsorship and advertising.

"It's pointless beating about the bush. It's just the same old story

- the Aussies are better players."

British rugby league's chief executive Maurice Lindsay's terse summary of the first Test defeat for Great Britain at Wembley on Saturday.

"Fellas, listen, this is not a funeral or an execution either

- so, the best of luck."

Mickey Whelan gives nothing and everything away after last Sunday's National League defeat at Parnell Park.

"It's an ugly city, but if you're paid plenty of money you can be happy there." Michele Padovano joins the list of famous footballers who have insulted Middlesbrough.

"They say Christians finish last. They say you can't be good and be first. I have proven that wrong."

Evander Holyfield in the build-up to his world title fight with Michael Moorer.