"At the beginning, if a player came into my office everyone would be outside giggling and wondering if he was trying to get inside the boss's knickers," Birmingham City Football Club boss Karren Brady.

"If he's trying to turn this into a me versus him situation, there will only be one winner - me," Karren Brady putting it up to former England player and current Birmingham manager Trevor Francis.

"I've always got a demon on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Both are telling me what to do." Golfer John Daly on his ongoing battle with alcoholism.

"We are trying to clean up the face of the game...How in the name of god are we going to do that if these morons keep coming back with one intention-to cause trouble." Jim Boyce, president of the Irish Football Association, after last weekend's violence in Belfast.

"We agreed that whoever made it into the first bend could win the race," David Coulthard explaining why he pulled over to let his team mate Mika Hakkinen win the first Grand Prix of the season in Australia.

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