"I'm going to leave it to the new generation, to the crash-it-up robots that dominate the game."
- Australian rugby legend David Campese ending his career this week with a typically controversial swipe at the modern game.
"We don't begrudge them their good fortune, in fact we admire them."
- A gracious FAI chief executive Bernard O'Byrne on Croke Park's ability to screw £20 million out of the Government.
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"I don't think you made a bad decision on the 18th. There's no safe way to play that f*****g hole."
- New Zealand's Greg Turner commiserating with the nearly man of the British Open, Jean Van De Velde, at the K Club this week.
