"On a given day I could lose to hundreds, but there's also a given day where I could beat most of them. They'd be sorry guys"

- John McEnroe's view on the current tennis pros as he prepares for next week's Seniors' Tournament in London

"I definitely need a break. I've had enough really. I don't even want to think about what I'll do next year."

- British Open hero Justin Rose after failing to qualify for a European Tour card.

"He's gone! Honestly? That's it, there's going to be murder. I'm going home, I can't face work."

- Everton supporter on hearing the news that Duncan Ferguson had moved to Newcastle.