"The positive sample is due to excessive consumption of cocaine."
- Maxima Costa Rocha, the district police chief involved in the most recent Diego Maradonna controversy.
"The last thing the IOC need is to have an executive board member arrested as soon as he arrived in America."
- An IOC member on the hastily reorganised IOC meeting which moved from the US to Australia.
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"If a player stays in bed until 6.30 a.m., he's likely to be last to the practice ground. They're having breakfast at first light."
- Christy O'Connor junior shattering the image of an easy life on the Seniors Tour.
