Transfer of the summer . . . (nearly)

Aberdeen fans tuned in the club's official website last week to read that the Premier League strugglers had just signed Argentinian…

Aberdeen fans tuned in the club's official website last week to read that the Premier League strugglers had just signed Argentinian megastar Gabriel Batistuta for £22 million after he used a release-clause in his contract that would allow him leave Serie A's Roma if a Scottish club came in for him.

Yup, it was a hoax, carried out by a hacker. We can only hope that 25,000 Aberdeen fans didn't go out and get Batistuta's name printed on the backs of their replica shirts.