"Howard's team talks were so boring and went on for so long that, by the end, I had forgotten how they had started."
- Leeds' David Batty on Howard Wilkinson.
"The boys look as fit as butchers' dogs. As for David? Well, it depends on which butcher's you shop at."
- John Gregory on David Ginola.
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"I've heard some of Victoria's new album and it's frightening."
- David Beckham on Posh Spice's latest musical offering.
"I admire the parks here although on my way to the city from my home in Chigwell I pass such neglected Arab districts that I instinctively press my foot on the accelerator."
- Sergei Rebrov on life in London.