Krampus review: This is what happens to naughty kids at Christmas

Trick ’r Treat director Mike Dougherty’s seasonal horror is fun, and with a super cast, but gets bogged down in family pyscho-drama

Krampus
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Director: Michael Dougherty
Cert: 15A
Genre: Horror
Starring: Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman, Conchata Ferrell, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Krista Stadler
Running Time: 1 hr 38 mins

The anti-Santa on an Oedipal killing spree in Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984). The sorority house slashings of Black Christmas (1974). The evil elf army of Rare Exports (2010). Who doesn't love a Christmas horror?

And to this happy demented sub-genre we welcome Krampus, a film that seeks to reconnect the Christmas horror to its mythological Germanic roots. Krampus, the horned, cloven-footed monster, can – according to Alpine legend – be depended upon to punish wicked children with birching, terrifyingly inappropriate sexual overtones and (probably) X-Box theft over the festive period.

In Trick 'r Treat director Dougherty's new film there are many errant youths in need of a birching. Indeed, when a gas-guzzling RV pulls into the driveway of a picture-perfect home belonging to Adam Scott and Toni Colette, it carries any number of naughty children.

Something wicked this way comes: Adam Scott in Krampus
Something wicked this way comes: Adam Scott in Krampus

And the white-trash parents (Koechner and Tolman) are not any better behaved than their numerous offspring.

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Still, kind-hearted Max (Emjay Anthony), with a little nudging from his Bavarian grandma (Krista Stadler) still longs for familial harmony and the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Until his bullying cousins prompt him to tear up his letter to Santa and throw it toward the moon: cue a very Krampus holiday.

At its best, the ensuing mayhem resembles Joe Dante's peerless Gremlins. Too often, however, Krampus gets bogged down in family pyscho-drama.

There are altogether too many characters, even for a film that ruthlessly picks them off, sometimes in swathes, and too much downtime between “disappearances”.

It's fun. Usually. With a super cast. But it's no Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

Tara Brady

Tara Brady

Tara Brady, a contributor to The Irish Times, is a writer and film critic