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Calf watch We're looking forward to Dublin's Zoo's new elephant arrival
Summer drinks Try Amaretto and soda water with squeeze of fresh lime – you'll hate it or love it Worscht, George's Street Arcade We have reached our Burrito peak – posh hot-dogs are the best new thing The Wind Rises Catch Hayao Miyazaki's bittersweet swansong before summer blockbuster madness begins
Mariah Carey Naming her new album Me. I Am Mariah… The Elusive Chanteuse. Course she did
Grace Coddington Fashion supremo is kicked off Instagram for a doodle of herself half-nude and puts everyone back in their box with clever response
Tote bags Roomier, lighter for summer and better at holding your whole life together
Doodle.com A quick and easy way of scheduling your meetings and events
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Telephone tell-tale Being rumbled by social media location services: "I'm flat out in work" *sent from Dublin Zoo, Dublin, Ireland* Forgotten orders Why do some restaurants not register requests for tap water: is it because it's free? Post-sugar rush low 10 minutes after that last fizzy snake and we need a nap ... and some lettuce
Cheap irons Their short leads make them impossible to manoeuvre and the creases remain
Tatteeth Teeth tattoos. Yes, they're a thing
