Victoria Wood has died at the age of 62 after battling cancer.
Here are some of the British comedian’s most popular one-liners:
* I thought Coq au Vin was love in a lorry.
* My children won’t even eat chips because some know-all bastard at school told them a potato was a vegetable.
* In my day we didn’t have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
* I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped but I've been driving that Peugeot for years.
* My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar.
* Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television.
* Life’s not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
* Sexual harassment at work - is it a problem for the self-employed?
* People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.
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