REMI MOSES. . .

We didn't know either until we happened to be browsing the pages of This is Sheffield on the internet last week, as you do. Well, gobsmacked is the only word. "Former Manchester United midfielder Remi Moses, 39, has been warned he may face jail after a `disgraceful free-for-all' at (are you sitting comfortably?) an under-16s roller hockey match in Sheffield." Moses (who once famously decked team-mate Jesper Olsen in training), joined his teenage son in the brawl at the end of the game which involved the Manchester Warriors, the roller hockey team he now coaches. Nice to see he's keeping well.