While we're on the subject of fermented grapes, Whine About It is easily one of the best weekly web series of 2015. This is essentially a five-minute rant about the little, irritating things in life, brought to you by the hilarious BuzzFeed writer Matt Bellassai who happens to imbibe an entire bottle of wine throughout the course of his diatribe.

Objects of his derision range from people on airplanes to the worst types of people on Instagram. On the etiquette of food pics: "Unless your name is Oprah Winfrey and you pluck the vegetables from the ground yourself, I don't want to see your sh*tty plate on my timeline."

Having binge-watched all episodes, I secretly hope that I’m one of the people he picks on next. His rants range from beautiful verbal dexterity to slurred rambles mixed with withering glances towards camera. We want to be mocked, Matt! Pick on the Irish next.

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