Once upon a time, Hombonkulous Micheal gets himself a hot chocolate. Then Bob the 3rd comes out and knocks over the hot chocolate.
But then Bobby the 2nd helps Hombonkulous to get himself a larger hot chocolate, and then they become best friends.
Suddenly, with his magic powers, Bob the 3rd turns on him and ships him to Eswatini.
After, Bob the 3rd shows Hombonkulous a mirror, and Hombonkulous gets scared of his own reflection. Hombonkulous starts punching the mirror repeatedly until his reflection is gone.
They then get a taxi to South Africa and catch a plane to Albania where they meet Saint Peter Oldsworth.
He is a mighty king and a great philosopher. He found a royal sceptre from a falling star, and it gives him great powers.
He decides to give it to Hombonkulous because he has grown too old, and he thinks Hombonkulous would be worthy of the staff.
Hombonkulous uses the staff’s power to teleport back to the coffee shop. But when he gets back, the coffee shop is no longer modern day: it is a medieval coffee shop.
Bob the 3rd says with a posh accent, “Well well well, lookie who we have here, I shall enjoy beating you Hombonkulous Michael.”
Then Bobby the 2nd returns from Albania to Estonia and then he teams up with Hombonkulous Michael to beat Bob the 3rd ...
To be continued ...
