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Submit your own ode to your favourite/least favourite football personality or team, or just sit back and enjoy the contributions of others. Two that caught our eye were dedicated to Eamonn Dunphy ("Some people say he's a silly twit, but you can tell by his face he's lived a bit") and Iain Dowie ("The deliquescent poison, bowels ache and strain, with his every touch. . ."). Eat yer heart out Billy Wordsworth.