When I am president
I will have an inauguration
But Donald Trump
Won’t get an invitation
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I will have a lot of money
I will buy rainbow Lamborghinis
I will ban homework
And have teachers drink
Cat’s phlegm martinis
I will hold a concert
For talking crows
It will be very secret
Nobody will know
I will eat unicorn brownies
And dance in the snow
Watch dancing pigeons
Dancing very slow
I will be very happy
Money will grow on trees
But I won’t forget to
Help the homeless in need
