Sir, – If this country were a comic opera, it couldn’t attain greater peaks of farcicality than it did on Tuesday morning for Simon Harris’s “coronation”, not unless the libretto involved Spike Milligan and a pantomime horse. In 40 years of driving in Dublin, I have never experienced a more glacial movement of traffic than that which resulted from the Garda Síochána’s closure of Merrion Square to facilitate this buffoonery, and I’m old enough to remember what used to happen to the city on December 8th every year. Tectonic plates move faster. I finally arrived at my destination two full hours later than normal because of this absolute skit on the concept of traffic control, and I’ll lay odds that thousands of employee hours were lost across the city, along with hundreds of bus and Luas journeys and school and college classes, too.
What next in this cavalcade of hubris? How about a detachment of French cuirassiers trotting through Stoneybatter in front of the Taoiseach’s car on the way to the Áras? Because the pretension of that could not be any more bizarre than what happened in Dublin. A more cynical man might ascribe the closure to a political class so terrified of the people they’re supposed to be representing that they’re afraid to allow any ordinary citizen within shouting distance of Leinster House, but since that would actually indicate they have some idea of what the public is thinking, we can take it as read that it’s not the reason. – Yours, etc,
DAVID SMITH,
Swords,
Hugh Linehan: Bluesky may be in danger of becoming Elon Musk’s black mirror
Fintan O'Toole: We’re heading for the second biggest fiscal disaster in the history of the State
Have your Christmas plans been hit by the Holyhead port closure or rising flight prices?
Buying a new car in 2025? These are the best ways to finance it
Co Dublin.